tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-639832461361199362024-03-12T17:04:47.478-07:00pincone zoneYak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63983246136119936.post-72078855715434179842010-12-25T20:49:00.000-08:002010-12-25T20:50:48.719-08:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">BREAKING NEWS!</span></span><br />the last time taylor motari blogged way july 30th, 2009. about the fantastic mr. fox. and a coen brothers movie. what a loser. now he's losing his mind. by july 30th, 2011, he'll be on acid killing himself with fireworks. because he will have been obsessed with both things since around the beginning of the month, in preparation for the terrible fireworks show, put on in a walmart parking lot on 4th. he got real stoned and a cherry bomb blew up in his ass and he's dead.Yak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63983246136119936.post-76574848833547867702010-12-25T20:34:00.000-08:002010-12-25T20:35:11.893-08:00blog poetry?<br />online personas<br />is it rubbish?<br />is it dropping a pebble into an ocean of electricity?<br />yes. but so what.<br />at least i'm not in a psychobilly band and have a painted on moustache?<br />or should i do that?<br />is that who you want me to be?<br />because thats what's gonna happen.<br />if things keep going the way they're going.<br />i'm gonna be eaten alive my clingons next year. i'm gonna try to go to CONVERGENCE! am i that far gone? i hope so. it's gonna be great and i'm gonna die of alochol poisoning and floating in the pool. painted goth. and i'll will have spray painted a message on the bathroom wall in gold that reads: "HERE IS MY DISAPPOINTMENT IN MYSELF". and it'll have drippled down to the floor because i held the can slow and steady and printed each letter exactly perfect. but disappointment is spelled wrong and is a little bigger for effect.<br />that's too cool a way to die.<br />the other day i could've choked on a dorito and no one would've noticed.<br />i kind of did hoke the other day, on something bad for me. but the choking wasn't that bad. the food was bad for me. because i eat food that's not good for me. it's just stuff that i think taste good. like doritos. doritos taste good. to me. some peaple like peas. i don't.<br />i'm like an eagle who has a dirty piece of plastic sticking outta her nest, but doesn't give a shit.<br />because who cares you're only a fucking eagle?<br />what can you cheat death you stupid eagle.<br />go get something to eat.<br />or you'll die.<br />and if you have kids you gotta kill something for them and eat, and for yourself, or you get nothing.<br />who needs more eagles anyway?<br />what are they really contributing to the world?<br />eating an occasional mouse? so what. eagle. some people work for a living. you fucking bird. get a life. make a plan, why don't you.<br /><br />crystal castles.<br />jon "bermuda" schwartz<br />SCROOGED IS A MASTERPIECE.<br /><br />i can't believe it. how awesome it still is. fucking masterpiece.<br />bill murray's at the top of his game with richard donner directing!! he did superman!! he's Awesome.<br /><br />if i wrote a book, i'd name it "QUEEF BUCKET" just so i could get on the news for ruining some old ladys evening. or like a hundred years from now when the masterrace is burning books in the streets, mine gets tossed in too. i don't wanna be remembered for something like, "a long walk home from the POUND. or some crap about being uplifted by great memories. i wanna write negative trash that fucked up kids and creepy old people like, i want to be despised. i want to have to defend myself at a pta meeting and no body wants me there anyway. that's sounds awesome. i'll do that.Yak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63983246136119936.post-14435490848404258022010-12-25T19:32:00.000-08:002010-12-25T19:37:37.681-08:00WHOOPS!<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >visual inspiration</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">bat for lashes "what's a girl to do?" music video</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">yeah yeah yeahs "zero" music video</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">cry stalLION</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">made scarce</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">bison puff</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">brian emu</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">did she make the letter "A", capital, on purpose or was it just the begnning of a sentence? is it aweosome, or Awesome? was she so lazy she couldn't erase the automatic capital "A", and replace it with a lower case "a"? does this mean she doesn't think i'm Awesome? am i awesome or Awesome? am i awesome or Awesome? am i Awesome or AWESOME? AM I REALLY AWESOME? AM I REALLY AWESOME? c'mon. no. i'm not even awesome. i'm just some guy to her. like a bug or a snake, you know? some cool thing to love you and annoy you at the same time? this guy who just, is in awe of you, and you and you think that's cool. i guess i'm a cool guy. i know what's cool, i'm a guy. cool guy? huh? but you don't fall in love with "cool guys". you fall in love with "men". adults. guys who grew the fuck up and quit dancing around like a maniac every night did some real work on himself, and they had to become men. that's one thing i'm not. i'm not a man. are you kidding. what do i operate heavy machinery in the summer and women scream when they see me with my shirt off. i'm this guy you met in kindergarden who now is older does drugs. and thinks he can get away with playing the guitar. my ass. he's a fucking loser who doesn't have that bad of a limp and doesn't have a wussy looking face. really. it's scary. i would go making friends with me if i were you either. i look like i just killed your dog on purpose and has been living under your porch for weeks, but you pretend isn't there. and you know he doesn't have the balls to break into your house. it's just sad. but it also makes you mad kinda. he's like, a bum, basically. and he looks like he wants to be.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">this is an online 2011 electronic notebook. of mine.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">taylor motari. </span></span>Yak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63983246136119936.post-24480251532694387322009-07-30T20:08:00.000-07:002009-07-30T20:26:06.732-07:00FANTASTIC MR. FOX TrailerHey i just "blogged" about this like yesterday, but now there is a trailer for FANTASTIC MR. FOX online. i think it kind of looks awesome, for a kids movie made by Wes Anderson.<br /><br /><a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810028004/trailer">Trailer</a><br /><br />Also,<br />Holy Shit, here's a trailer for the next Coen Brothers movie!!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/focus_features/aseriousman/">A Serious Man</a>Yak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63983246136119936.post-19712743045054478712009-07-29T14:27:00.000-07:002009-07-29T15:06:53.855-07:00hey guess what? i like movies.So I don't know what to "blog" about. But I like movies and need to talk to someone about exciting new stuff i read or see. So this is now a blog mainly about movies. Sorry. Not that there wasn't anything to become attached to about my old blogging content. i could count the blog entries i've made on one hand, and i'm sure at least 2 of them were about movies anyway.<br /><br />So yeah.<br /><br />Here are some images from the new stop-motion animated Wes Anderson movie THE FANTASTIC MR. FOX (based on the book by Roald Dahl). George Clooney is the voice of the fox. I don't know what to think. It comes out in October.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.sarahfobes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fantastic-mr-fox.png"><br /><img src="http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/fantastic_mr_fox_large_1.jpg"><br /><img src="http://kitsunenoir.com/blogimages/fantastic-mr-fox-3.jpg"><br /><br />Also,<br />They're making the Dr. Seuss book THE LORAX, into a movie. It's being written and directed by some guys who worked on ICE AGE, HORTON HEAR'S A WHO, some BLINK 182 music video, and a new movie, which looks maybe good, called <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/despicableme/">DESPICABLE ME</a>. I love THE LORAX <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Y0Az-4wUg">cartoon</a> and have always wanted to see a live action version, but obviously it would be terrible like THE GRINCH and THE CAT IN THE HAT. The thing is, THE LORAX is a fucking sad negative story. So unless they change absolutely everything, it could still be good.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.naturalbuy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/the-lorax.jpg"><br /><br />Also here's 3 trailers for movies i'm excited about.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/daybreakers/">Daybreakers</a><br /><a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/theinformant/">The Informant</a><br /><a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/cocobeforechanel/">Coco Before Chanel</a><br /><br />P.S. If you're excited about Spike Jonze's WHERE THE WILD THING ARE movie, <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/wherethewildthingsare/">here</a> is a featurette i found where they talk to Maurice Sendak about working with Spike Jonze and how this movie's gonna be awesome.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.eljinetepalido.es/wp-content/uploads/whre-the-wild-things-are.jpg">Yak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63983246136119936.post-90163502278610660302009-06-30T22:33:00.001-07:002009-06-30T22:33:29.043-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mPLZXU57KcE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mPLZXU57KcE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Yak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63983246136119936.post-46117481292091985092009-05-04T13:18:00.000-07:002009-05-04T13:31:59.111-07:00TETROFrancis Ford Coppola hasn't written an origional screenplay and directed it since 1974's <b>The Conversation</b> starring Gene Hackmen, a movie he made between <b>The Godfather</b> and <b>The Godfather II</b>. I just watched <b>The Conversation</b> for the first time this year and it instantly became my favorite of all his films.<br /><br />Now he's written and directed <b>Tetro</b>, a new movie starring Vincent Gallo. Vincent, Moterfucking, Gallo! It comes out this June. Here's the trailer.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XJ_XTIsMKig&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XJ_XTIsMKig&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Yak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63983246136119936.post-75838293100760392892009-03-25T23:49:00.001-07:002009-03-25T23:49:42.701-07:00http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/wherethewildthingsare/Yak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63983246136119936.post-35619330091891343722009-03-03T17:50:00.000-08:002009-03-03T18:11:52.986-08:00The Newest Terminator Salvation Trailer:<br><br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NxH6D9RTp0k&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NxH6D9RTp0k&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br><br />What is with super dramatic Nine Inch Nails or Smashing Pumpkins music being put into action movie trailers these days. I have to admit I'm a total sucker for it. I wouldn't put money on this new Terminator movie being amazing or anything, but after this new awesome trailer and it's music, i've gone from very curious to excited.<br><br /><br />Other Examples of Trailers I'm tricked into loving:<br><br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h1Rxe0mQnlo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h1Rxe0mQnlo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br><br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R3orQKBxiEg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R3orQKBxiEg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br>Yak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63983246136119936.post-16038120922915300122009-02-18T21:01:00.000-08:002009-02-18T21:15:47.738-08:00Embarrassing songs I've been listening to and rotting my brain:<br />1. Blur - Girls and Boys<br />2. Blonde Redhead - 23<br />3. Gorillaz - Dirty Harry<br />4. The Strokes - The Modern Age<br />5. Babyshambles - Fuck forever<br />6. Louis XIV - Guilt By Association<br />7. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - The Skin On My Yellow Country Teeth<br />8. MGMT - KidsYak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63983246136119936.post-28003883803932564402009-02-18T00:58:00.000-08:002009-02-18T01:49:04.779-08:00I rediscovered Vice Versa the other day. I bought it for something like 70 cents at Unique. If you never saw it, it's one of those freaky friday, dad and son switch bodies type of movie. It came out the same year as Big. It's one of those movies I rented a hundred times with my brother when I was a kid, but maybe enjoy more now after recognizing how creepy it is for a little kid to be admiring his dad's penis size and making out with his dad's girlfriend and crap. <br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I7ADsJNBZsc&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I7ADsJNBZsc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Fred Savage is like drinking martinis and plays drums in a rock band and i feel like he calls someone a bitch at some point too. And he was like 8 years old or something. This was before The Wonder Years also. Now I can only think of him as the mole from Austin Powers.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2002/images/AustinPowers_Mole.jpg" /><img src="http://www.celebritynooz.com/images/fred_savage_then.jpg" /><div><br /><br />Used CDs I'm searching for, but can't find:<br /><br />1. Paul McCartney - Wildlife</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>This review on amazon.com says "Rich, successful, happily married, and absurdly talented, Paul McCartney had nothing to do, so he recorded Wild Life." It's his first album with Wings and it came out in 1971 right after Ram, which sounds just as bloated and insane. This is the only footage I can find of Paul McCartney from this era.<br /></div><div><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JX_CdK2ipqw&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JX_CdK2ipqw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /></div><div>2. Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Acme</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>I don't really know if I'll like the rest of this album other than "talk about the blues", but it'll probably grow on my me over the next few months if I can just find a copy of it that isn't $16.99 or something. The "Talk about the blues" music video is my number one inspiration at this point of my life. Winona Ryder, Giovanni Ribisi, John C. Reilly.</div><div><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LO3CQy0Fj-Q&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LO3CQy0Fj-Q&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></div><div><br /><br /></div>Yak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63983246136119936.post-12017373309131576202009-02-17T23:04:00.001-08:002009-02-18T00:34:02.260-08:00I Blog.Yak Of Asiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06580178258286567210noreply@blogger.com0